• Everyone on tumblr: i'm ugly *actually gorgeous*
• Me: i'm ugly *actually ugly*

Conversation i just heard between 2 boys on COD.

• Boy # 1: sorry if you can hear one direction in the back my sister is obsessed
• Boy: # 2: Oh no man it's ok they're not bad
• Boy # 1: really
• *silence*
• Boy: #1: Oh well actually my sister isn't even in the room hahah
• Boy # 2: you know i think i'd actually go gay for them
• Boy # 1: what
• Boy #2: especially the one with curly hair i think his name is harry or zayn maybe
• Boy #1 : oh it's harry trust me he's the best one out of all of them
• Boy # 3: WHAT THE FUCK AM I LISTENING TO
• Boy #1: oh my god i didn't realize anyone was listening
• Boy #2: *laughter* oh shit
• Boy #1: if it makes you feel any better i'd go gay for them too...OH FUCK SOME ASSHOLE JUST CAPTURED MY FUCKING FLAG